Hello. This is totally where the magic happens. And by magic, I mean nothing at all ever. Address me by Chuck or The Prophet, if you'd like to address me. You will see an amalgamation of Assassin's Creed, Merlin, Supernatural, Elementary, Legend of Korra, ATLA, people so pretty you'll want to die, animals, and things that affect my life. And lots of tags. I'll archive them eventually but just know if you click a tag there's a 80% chance there will be more content. Ask me anything you'd like to know, tell me to tag anything you'd like tagged, but expect zero content consistency in this blog. I also swear a LOT. Like, an unnecessary amount, so if that befouls your pantaloons, I suggest you turn back now. Make me laugh and be sexually inappropriate with me, and we'll get along famously. I ride on the Aquila into the sunset with my mostly gay ships because fuck you.